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Movies I need to see: Cemetery Man, We're Going To Eat You, The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue/Don't Open The Window, Zombie Farm, Zombie 2, Braindead/Dead Alive, The Stink of Flesh, Chopper Chicks in Zombietown, I Walked With A Zombie, Wild Zero, Awakening (Zombie Night 2), Tokyo Zombie, Dead Life, The Serpent and the Rainbow, Otto: or Up With Dead People, American Zombie, Zombie Flesheaters, Junk, Ebola Syndrome, City of the Living Dead (AKA The Gates of Hell), Feeding the Masses, Day X, The Beyond, The Dead Next Door, SARS WARS, Bio-Zombie

So Jen has destroyed what little of a mind I had left, and I can't stop listening to Captain Jack... but somehow ALL I CAN THINK OF is Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto doing the Shoulda Put A Ring on it dance, but to Only You. I swear to god, if I could make a GIF of it, I would. And actually, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO. I just gotta re-upload Flash onto my computer...


Presumably the result will be something like this.



Seriously, put on the video, turn off the sound and play Only You instead, because they go PERFECT together, kind of the weird way that A Happening by Hyperstory goes perfect over the Silent Hill 4 opening scene... Then imagine Chris and Zach and Karl dancing in leotards, kinda like when Justin Timberlake did it on SNL.

There's only a couple second delay, but I think it works vastly better if you turn the song on first so that they step forward when the girl starts singing. The song should be at about 1 to 2 seconds by the time you click play. And yeah, the match is so perfect that 3 or 4 seconds into the song won't be nearly as good, nor would somehow starting them simultaneously.

I've watched it like 17 times now....

It's weird, because when Twitter first came out, I was like, how can anybody say anything interesting in that short space?

... I'm addicted to it now. >.>

The world disturbs me sometimes.


Mostly when I pay attention.

America
Don't Stop - Innerpartysystem
North American Scum - LCD Soundsystem
In Every Dream Home A Heartache - Roxy Music
Take Me To The Hospital - The Faint
Brother Down - Sam Roberts
C'mon C'mon - The Von Bondies
Awesome Forces! - The Aquabats.

Canada
Canada's Really Big - The Arrogant Worms

England
Baby Britain - Elliott Smith
Magick - The Klaxons
Marvelous Things - Eisley
Sign of the Zodiac - Rasputina
Opium - Marcy Playground
Poppies - Marcy Playground
Viva la Vida - Coldplay

France
Foux De Fa Fa by Flight of the Conchords

Germany
A Man - Alanis Morissette

Russia
Sticks and Stones - The Pierces
The Widow - The Mars Volta
Pretty When You Cry - VAST

Spain
Oversleeping - I'm From Barcelona

Prussia
Because I'm Awesome - The Dollyrots
'Cuz I Can - Pink

EnglandxAmerica
4th of July - Soundgarden
The Wanting Comes in Waves / Repaid - The Decemberists
Don't Speak - No Doubt
If You Want Me - Glen Hasard and Marketa Irglova
Pan - The Veils
Sway - The Kooks
Sour Times - Portishead
Busted - Matchbox Twenty
Wolf Like Me - TV on the Radio
Carnival of Rust - Poets of the Fall
I Miss You Now - Stereophonics
Walking Wounded - The Tea Party
Royally Fucked - Mindless Self Indulgence

EnglandxFrance
Checkmarks - The Academy Is...
Leather - Tori Amos

GermanyxItaly
Roses - Poets of the Fall

SpainxSouthern Italy
Come Here Boy - Imogen Heap
Angel Standing By - Jewel
Drive - Melissa Ferrick

RussiaxAmerica
My Favorite Game - The Cardigans
Eating A Book - He Is Legend
Dirtywhirl - TV on the Radio
3S - Mindless Self Indulgence


I need more songs. And more countries. >:|

So I just had a dream that involved zombies, aliens, homework and dinosaurs. All trying to kill me. Fuck. Oh and there were robots too, but the robot saved us from the dinosaur that was trying to kill me. I mean, I was hiding in a bathtub full of bloody water, I really don't think that will help me hide from a dinosaur. So I'm lucky the robot came through the wall, even thought he was disguised as one of the people who'd been murdered by the aliens earlier, bullet holes and everything... so it was a little troubling.

The best part of the dream was that I was in a huge group doing a homework project (that's why we were all together when everything started killing us) and Graham Anderson's dad totally came and started bitching at Rand Hassle... like there was this rumor going around with uptight douche bag parents that Rand was a druggy, (which is funny because I heard that Graham did a lot of heroin in highschool) so dude comes in and starts antagonizing Rand, and I just straight up stepped in and intimidated him the hell out of there. High five me, yeah? Didn't do so hot with the dinosaurs.

Also, I played soccer with Matt and Miles from the Bentley brothers, among other things.


I woke up around 5 in the morning, like "what the fuck just happened to me?" and the birds were chirping, when all of the sudden this animal somewhere started making this horrible noise and -everything- went silent. And I was like O_O MY DREAM IS REAL! and fully expected to be eaten, when the birds started chirping again and all was well. And I was like, "I totally imagined it." AND THEN IT HAPPENED AGAIN! And everything went quiet again, except a few seconds later, dogs all over started barking, and THEN, about a minute later, an Ambulance sped past, and I was like WHAT THE FUCK. I mean, I'm sure it was all coincidence, but I was immediately like, "QUARANTINE!"

I dug that movie.

-- "Lol... It's a form of pasta... When I was playing and saw the name I was like "What?! There's a sacred blade made of pasta?!"... "

-- "Heh. There is a type of pasta called Manicotti that sounds about the same. THE BATTLE FOR THE PASTA! :O "

-- "English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar."



Ah, internet conversations. <3

Hetalia has ruined the word "pasta" forever. Every time I hear/read it now, I have to be like: =.= "Ve, ve; Paaaassstta!"

I spent like the last five hours dreaming about Sherlock Holmes and House. My dad and I were watching House last night and Cutty was trying to adopt a baby, and House was like THAT'S A LAME IDEA and then she cried and then they made out. It pretty much made my day like a million times over. Anyway in my dream Cutty was talking about how all these girls get these weird little crushes on House and she never understood it and she'd never want to kiss him, and he was like !!! and got all close so that when she turned, she almost ran into him. But then she was like TOO CLEVER! and ducked out of the way, and I was like WTF CUTTY, THIS IS MY DREAM! But the look on his face was just too shocked and adorable, so I didn't really blame her. Anyway, she's a fox. They should make out more often, fer serial.

Jean Claude Van Damme is really, really hot. Even now that he's old. I have a big crush on him. And his biceps.

Also: XANXUS'S BOX ANIMAL IS A LIGER WTF LMAO I LOVE YOU KHR

Well, my grandpa died today... Walter, of course.

He's been pretty much unresponsive since Tuesday... we thought he was going to die then, but my Aunt and Uncle flew in Wednesday and my dad came home from work early (He was in Utah) and they were all over at his side all yesterday and I was alone in the house all night feeling like a douche bag. So this morning I packed Mom's computer and my sketch book and we all went over and spent the whole day with him. He slept the whole time and he was like gurgling all the time... just completely unconscious, but he was dreaming. You could tell because he twitched a lot and kind of made facial movements and stuff.

I stayed the whole day until I thought I was going to completely pass out and we went to Chipotle's for food. Then we came back, and finally my dad and uncle John went home to go to sleep; we were talking about bringing movies over because we really thought that Grandpa was going to stay alive for at least another night, so we were going on shifts...

Anyway this really nice lady came in, and we turned Grandpa onto his back and stuff. I was still working on my homework (I'd skipped class that day to be with everybody) and all of the sudden he just opened his eyes... but he wasn't looking at anything. So I put away the laptop and we all gathered around the bed, and he started gasping these strange gasps, and my mom, who is a Medical Technician, took his pulse the whole time and was like, "...He has no pulse..." even though he was still breathing, so we called my dad to tell him, and not even like a minute later he just stopped breathing.

He'd sort of been breathing on and off for the past two days, literally stopping breathing for over a minute before he would start again, so it was really weird when he stopped for good. I, of course, cried the most, and all the nurses said I was really brave for coming at my age or something, which I thought was weird. Of course, I couldn't say, "Of course I'm not afraid of death, I think about it all the time," so I just sort of nodded and stuff. I cried more than anybody, though, but that's just because I'm just such a cry baby. I cry all the time, I get so emotional.

A lot of the nurses came in all day and told us about how Walter was really one of their favorite people, and a lot of them actually cried, and came and touched his body and stuff, which made me feel like an even bigger dick, because I'd never really seen him. To be honest, I've only met him a couple times, like when I was under 10, so when he came to live here after my grandma died, I didn't see him. Not only that, but I wasn't really living here-- I was living in Denver and in Champagne with my Grandma, but not here, really, until the last half of the year, and he'd been really frail. He didn't even know who my Aunt was when she came to see him, so I didn't bother, but all the nurses really loved him, I guess.

Anyway my dad and uncle got there, and the hospice people got there, and we all just sort of hung out for over an hour with my Grandpa's body and told jokes and were generally demented, as my family just is by nature, and waited for the Undertaker. Finally, after my grandpa's body was out, we collected everything and went home and drank two bottles of wine and ate a lot of cookies and watched cartoons until we were all just so exhausted we all decided to go to bed.

Tomorrow we have to go to clean all his stuff out of the place, so I guess I should get to bed. I'm soo freaking tired; I was all day, but especially after crying and drinking so much wine. :/

Alright, off to bed.

I woke up yesterday with a sinus infection. I don't know why, I didn't even feel a little sick the night before. I've barely slept since then, I keep waking up every hour or so to throw up snot or to get some water or to blow my nose; I've got like body aches and everything. To top it off, my mom left this morning at 4am to go to Uncle Roger's funeral so I'm alone in this gianormus house D: It's way cooler when you're not sick and dying. I've been taking all kinds of meds but they're not really helping... I can barely hear out of my ears and my eyeballs feel like they're going to pop out of my face. I'm so fucking sick. I never used to get sick this often when I was a kid.

I kind of wish I could have gone to the funeral, but flying is so expensive, and in the end, I would have been horribly sick the whole time and it would have been awful. I would have gotten to see Tim and Martha and Rich and Donna, though; I have such a cool family. Not to mention Nathan, who is the coolest kid alive. I'm moving in with him next august.

It's really weird that Roger's dead. He died just as fast as my Grandma, almost; they had time to try and do chemo on Roger, where as my grandma died three days after they told her she had cancer. I never expected either of them to kick it, though, both of them were troopers. Roger walked three miles every morning at 5 to pick our blueberries for breakfast at the cottage and everything. It's going to be really, really weird without him there.

God I can't believe it's real. Janice had to go to work at 9 this morning so we got up at seven... I'm so hungover I can't lie down just now, but I've had three cups of water and two glasses of orange juice and bread with jam so hopefully I will feel better v soon. :D

Anyway I came downstairs and of course NPR was on talking about "Presedent Elect Barack Obama" and I was just like "Holy shit, it's real. Still." And he didn't just win, he kicked McCain's ASS. Like wow! Nobody expected that! Man I can't wait for the Daily Show...

Omg.


I am exhausted but so deeply happy.

Last night I dreamed I was Indiana Jones. Zombies were chasing me :)

OMG ADVENTURE TIME IS BECOMING A REAL SHOW. O_O Also apparently Pendelton Ward likes Barack Obama, because he plugged Obama's "twitter" on his online site. :3 I'm starting to wonder how old he is, though. And pretty much the more I read, the more I want to marry him.
http://twitter.com/buenothebear
http://www.buenothebear.com/


I LOVE HIM. LOL <3333

Look at this: "Thursday Night DnD Update: Burned down the city Luskin, slayed a carrion crawler and scalped a Drow so as to use their hair as a disguise."

ALSO HE IS STALKING IRA GLASS VIA AMAZON.COM. UMMM, I THINK I LOVE HIM FOREVER NOW.

Can't... stop.... listening.... to panty shot...

If I was in MSI I would be naked all the time.


I'm wasted. wtf.

Today I posted my v own lolitics. Omg, it's Fred Thompson! Or, as I believe John Stewart calls him, Senator Leghorn.

I want to marry John Stewart, particularly now that I've found out that Andersoon Cooper is not on the market for the lady-folk. Unnng, he's SO FUCKING DREAMY THOUGH. Okay *collects self* Getting satalite has completely destroyed my attention span in a matter of like three days. It's over for good now.

P. Bush: They thought you guys were terrorizors!
Harold: Wait... what's not funny, man, they sent us to Guantanamo Bay.
P. Bush: *hands Kumar the joint* Oh, fuck, G-Bay?! HA. Tell me you didn't eat that cock-meat sandwhich.
Harold: ... No. No, we did not eat the... cock-meat sandwhich, we escaped, thank God.
P. Bush: COCKMEAT SANDWHICH. That's my favorite!!
Kumar: Oh my god, this is good shit!
P. Bush: I know! I laced it with blow.
Harold: Fuck.


This is the best movie EVER.

MY PLOT BABY IS BORN.

Lexi and I started a gay little RPG and I feel cool. *thumbs up*

I just cut all my hair off, so let's talk about it. BETTER YET, LET'S PUT UP A BUNCH OF PICTURES? YEAH! There is one in there of me doing drugs, don't be alarmed. They're also really big, when I have the energy I will resize them all. LOL JUST KIDDING. Deal with it.


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