( Zombie Movies )

Movies I need to see: Cemetery Man, We're Going To Eat You, The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue/Don't Open The Window, Zombie Farm, Zombie 2, The Stink of Flesh, I Walked With A Zombie, Wild Zero, Awakening (Zombie Night 2), Tokyo Zombie, Dead Life, The Serpent and the Rainbow, American Zombie, Zombie Flesheaters, Junk, Ebola Syndrome, City of the Living Dead (AKA The Gates of Hell), Feeding the Masses, Day X, The Beyond, The Dead Next Door, SARS WARS, Bio-Zombie

I just realized that I need to make a Dr. Who playlist.

I had to move my Bones cut out back into my room because I have nobody to talk to when I read fanfiction anymore :/

I've been feeling all weird and feverish the past couple days at work-- I don't know why >.> But its always super fucking hot in here so I might just be dehydrated. My back hurts today D:< waaaaaa.

So today, Pirate came into work with this like, giant fucking spider bite. Like, no joke, his whole forearm was completely swollen and hideously deformed and he was all sweating and looking dizzy, but he wouldn't go to the hospital because he needed the money and stayed at work o_o He's on parole, so that might have something to do with it, but fffffuuuucccckkkkk that. I was joking around, saying we were taking pools on when he was gonna die from it, but now that he's gone home I'm actually really worried :x

Maybe they just feel right, because I'm not sure they make sense.

"Solid Ground" - Maps & Atlases

"Wait and See" - Diamond Rings

"Dirty Whirlwind" - TV on the Radio

"Wolf Like Me" - TV on the Radio

"Take Me To The Hospital" - The Faint

"Eating A Book" - He Is Legend

"Maybe Tomorrow" - Stereophonics

"Electric Feel" - MGMT covered by Katy Perry

"Song for You" - Alexi Murdoch

"The Walking Dead" - Spinnerette

"Distorting A Code" - Spinnerette

"Riverhead" - Goldenhorse

"Ghost Train" - The Gorillaz

"Possession" - Sarah McLachlan

"What You Live By" - Harvey Danger

"Not Quite Paradise" - Bliss 66

"Doctor, Doctor" - Razia's Shadow

"Crystalised" - The XX

"Lover's End" - The Birthday Massacre

"Monsters In The Parasol" - Queens of the Stone Age

"Long Slow Goodbye" - Queens of the Stone Age

"Misfit Love" - Queens of the Stone Age

"The Kelly Affair" - Be Your Own PET

"Zombie Graveyard Party" - Be Your Own PET

"Curtain Call For A Whispering Ghost" - Pleasure Forever

"Meet Me In Eternity" - Pleasure Forever

"Aeon Flame" - Pleasure Forever

"Gideon and Goliath" - Pleasure Forever

I had a dream just now that.... well I think it was longer than I can remember, but for some reason I was with somebody who had to move from Denver to Barcelona-- only it was more like Chicago than Barca. There was a lot of violence in the streets, anyway, more than any real town I've been to...

It started in a hotel, where I was living in very cramped quarters. I remember that I was trying to find a place to set up an office, and finally got shoved into the laundry room, which, for some reason, had six washers and dryers each; far too much for any one person. The door lead into a back hallway which connected all the rooms. I remember wondering into it twice and finding sketch people before beating a hasty retreat.

Once I got frustrated with trying to arrange the washers so that there was room for a desk, I left the hotel and went on a walk through the city with a boy. In real life, I don't know who the kid was, but in the dream he was my friend... and we were on some dirty side street, standing next to a door, watching a gunfight down the road when a man (a bouncer-- though he was a pretty skinny, normal looking dude) came out and ushered us in. As soon as we got inside there was a girl who started yelling at the guy for letting us in because, apparently, our clothes were super dorky, but I just stuck my tongue out (yes, like a little kid) and waved as I ran inside to see where I was.

The place was called "The Church", which makes me think that the boy I was with was Zealot, one of my characters--- reinforced by the fact that the place turned out to be a VRG (virtual reality game) den. Ze got signed up first and they gave him a vest and a gun and some goggles, but since all the games were tied up, I had to wait. The whole room was black and kind of crowded; I had to crawl through some people sitting on the floor because I could barely see, and I didn't want to step on them.

I made it to a bench and flopped down, watching some of the screens posted in the waiting room that showed what the other players were playing. You could see through a window behind the desk that they were all just running around downstairs in a big, empty room. I spent my time watching some kid playing a Star-Wars Jedi game for a while, until Ze ran into the room, a couple times. There were ramps from either side of the pit, and he just ran past screaming about something...

Somebody who was just getting out of their game loaned me their gear in time for me to put them on and see that Ze was being followed by a crawling rack of ribs. Since I'd seen something similar on another screen, I assumed it to be health; but when Ze came back, he grabbed it and threw it down the passage. Within a matter of moments, a giant, undead horse with a shattered lower jaw and a fearsome expression came up the ramp, but stopped to tear up and eat the meat.

Meanwhile, everybody in the room was shouting for Ze to kill it, sort of cheering him on, and Zealot got out a big sword and tried to figure out where its heart was. Some other kid started arguing with him about placement, and Ze ran his blade into a rib or a shoulder blade or something on accident and missed the heart. The horse didn't really seem to mind, and kept eating the rapidly disappearing meat, so Ze tried again, hit too high, and then, on his third try, got it right in the heart.

I was watching a screen above him that showed almost like an x-ray of the horse, showing where Ze was hitting, so me and the other kid were trying to coach him along. Once he got it, we all cheered, assuming the horse was vanquished, and Ze, distracted by us, looked up at the screen to see his handy work.

That was when the horse decided he'd had enough of this poking and prodding and, with his broken jaw, he straightened up and bit off Ze's head in one bite, his cracked teeth and shattered bones twisting and snapping through his skin as he tore through my friend.

Of course it was just a game and Ze wasn't hurt, but it was pretty brutal anyway.

I just had the weirdest, three part dream. Alright, so it started with a trip to the grocery store with Kat and Steve; I was looking for sausage, and all I could find was stuff made out of horse meat. I was very upset. Finally I found some pork sausage; the were three kinds: Kosher, 98% fat free and... toilet-free. Now, I was very concerned about the toilet free label, because like most people, I generally assume that almost every product ever produced, particularly in a grocery store, is toilet-free. The fact that they felt that this needed to be put on the label concerned me in particular.

I ended up getting a ton of veggies, and my mom was there suddenly, and she kept putting everything into this big blue mixing bowl that we have. She didn't put anything in bags, and it was all in water... like, cherries and celery and blueberries and bell peppers and bok choy... Of course when we got to the register the lady made me go get bags.

There were books in our cart and I was pretty excited, but it turned out that they were for the people behind us in line... they'd just put all their stuff in our cart? So they were getting checked out before us when I came back with the bags, which were hard to find for some reason, and some of them were reaaaaally high up and I had to jump to get them. Anyway my mom came and yelled at me for taking too long so I yelled at her for not getting bags in the first place (duh) and she stomped off to the check out to put things in bags. I sort of wondered over eventually and was standing around when I saw a big old flat-screen on the wall, playing commercials.

The commercial was about some celebrity couple standing in the snow, and the girl broke off (I couldn't hear the sound) and wondered through the woods on this mountain side. Eventually she came to this really fucked up snow man (it was kind of creepy, serious) that was watching this absurdly steep road. Of course everything was covered in snow, and the snowman was watching people like, crash and spin out to their deaths with measured amounts of totally inappropriate glee.

This commercial was apparently for a car, though, so a sliver little BMW or something zoomed down the road after the girl crossed it, and the snowman was like icon_surprised.gif

Instead of watching a commercial, I was watching the snowman, now standing on the side of the mountain myself, where the girl had been, and I decided that the snow man was a total douche, and I kept going along the path the girl had been trekking. Pretty soon it turned REALLY, REALLY steep, and I kept thinking about the car commercial and about how the car could trek up this icy, almost vertical path without much trouble, and I was really wishing I was in a car.

Finally I got to some leveler ground; it wasn't as icy up there, just kind of snowy and wet, and I heard a bunch of boys behind me. In general, when I go hiking, I always end up way in front of everybody with a small knot of boys who want to go fast. When I heard them behind me, I started racing them, being naturally competitive as I am... and I just kept running and running along this path which got less and less snowy until suddenly I burst out into this clearing. There were five points along a circular path, each with a small stone structure. I don't remember the details of what they looked like anymore, but I do remember terracing.

For whatever reason, it really bothered me that I was there, because I had been there before (I'm almost positive that I've dreamed about it twice previously) and I had been talking about it on the way up or something and... it was really surprising? It got really hot all of the sudden, and I just sort of collapsed in a bunch of gravel and lay there, all shocked, letting the sun bake at me. The boys showed up and started milling around; they seemed confused too, but felt that I was overreacting.

Something happened, and I might have been back in the grocery store or in a cafe, but I was watching TV again, and this time it was a talk show, or an investigative show or something about how the Obamas had gone volunteering in secret over the weekend, and Barack had ended up mentoring some kid. I guess all the Obamas had, even Sasha and Malia and Michelle, but they were focusing on Barack, of course.

Apparently the kid was an orphan or didn't have a dad or something, and the guy who'd mentored him before was a real rough character... like a taxi driver from New York or something. He was a chain smoker and a really big, harry guy with a load of tattoos who couldn't speak a sentence without cursing. He this little eight year old to this super shady bowling alley every week for ten years, and then he died. Barack was assigned to him, and because it was tradition, he took the kid to the bowling alley.

There was some paparazzi of the two of them chilling in the alley, smoking a cigarette before they went back inside... and as soon as they left, the ten or so kids who'd been chilling smoking started FREAKING OUT, like "OMG OBAMA OMG OMG." And I was like "I WANT TO BE THERE FREAKING OUT TOO..."

So Jen has destroyed what little of a mind I had left, and I can't stop listening to Captain Jack... but somehow ALL I CAN THINK OF is Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto doing the Shoulda Put A Ring on it dance, but to Only You. I swear to god, if I could make a GIF of it, I would. And actually, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO. I just gotta re-upload Flash onto my computer...


Presumably the result will be something like this.



Seriously, put on the video, turn off the sound and play Only You instead, because they go PERFECT together, kind of the weird way that A Happening by Hyperstory goes perfect over the Silent Hill 4 opening scene... Then imagine Chris and Zach and Karl dancing in leotards, kinda like when Justin Timberlake did it on SNL.

There's only a couple second delay, but I think it works vastly better if you turn the song on first so that they step forward when the girl starts singing. The song should be at about 1 to 2 seconds by the time you click play. And yeah, the match is so perfect that 3 or 4 seconds into the song won't be nearly as good, nor would somehow starting them simultaneously.

I've watched it like 17 times now....

It's weird, because when Twitter first came out, I was like, how can anybody say anything interesting in that short space?

... I'm addicted to it now. >.>